Noel's Gallagher 10 new band tips

Venant de ma dernière livraison du NME, les conseils de Noel Gallagher d'Oasis pour créer son groupe :

DO

Get a good manager "because it's mega, mega, mega important"

Rehearse religiously five days a week "and if anybody misses it, they're out, fucking end of the story"

Nominate a leader "you can't run a band as a democracy, it cannot be fucking done, you've either got to have two, or preferably one person in charge who's steering the ship or it's a waste of fucking time"

Get girls working for you "they're more trustworthy than geezers [un aigri]; if you have a geezer working for you, his aspiration is to be in the group. Can't have that. Lots of chicks in the office"

Be in a band with a family member "because it's always great to have an ally when it goes off in the bus"


DON'T

Be in a band with a family member "because the person you're most likely to go off on the bus with is going to be your fucking family member"

Let drugs dictate your dress sense "Once you start doing all the fucking wrong drugs, that's when you start dressing like an idiot"

Believe "that anybody you meet, be it people from record labels, radio stations, and particularly people from other groups are doing anything else other than bullshitting your arse. Actually, you should have this written in the fucking practice room:"EVERYONE IS AN IDIOT, APART FROM THE PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM" That's a good fucking thing to lead your band life by"